Showing posts with label Wormhole dispatch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wormhole dispatch. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Worm hole what?

Sorry. I tend to shoot first, explain myself later. A"worm hole dispatch" is a brief note (I only post the ones pertaining to the future) sent from myself to myself by means of a worm hole. Most worm holes are natural, there are a few manmade ones, but they tend to be sporadic and unpredictable. Everyone makes predictions, not everyone understands just where they "come from". These "predictions" are real, right, and are in fact history. My grandma says so.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Daylight Savings Time Wormhole Dispatch

Found this under my vans ignition coil...don’t ask. This is another manmade wormhole, so the timing’s a little “off”. Anyhoo-

  • Next 2 school referenda pass by large margin.
  • High School students believe lines fed them by school board and “protest” Tax Payers League.
  • Republican Presidential race falls to pieces, handing the election over to the Dems.
  • Scientist blame “problems” with earths crust on U.S....imagine that huh?

Sunday, December 31, 2006

Wormhole dispatch alert!

A letter on next years history, found under the Christmas tree from Father time. (“Father time” and the “new years baby” are one and the same, the old man just jumps the hole and starts anew – lucky dog) I can't credit Santa with a "Wormhole dispatch" because he uses an artificial hole generated by Rudolph's red nose.
- Schimel becomes “Waukesha’s McCann” because of a pattern of plea bargains, early releases, and non-charges.
- Waukesha’s secret water deal falls through, water rates skyrocket, state steps in.
- Sancho is exposed by boot lick blogger
- Slick Willy doesn’t get married, so all the stress and strain by the republican money machine getting him elected is considered wasted. (think about it)
- Ultra conservatives (that’s what conservative Republicans are called) try to start own party, are squashed by Republican money machine and Democrats enjoy the show.
- U.S. military personal die in North Korea, nothing substantial is done about it.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Worm hole dispatch alert

As we near the worm holes’ gates' scheduled passage, (covered up by “the man” as “daylight saving time”) a dispatch from the future somehow made it through. Don’t ask me how, just enjoy the ride. The Nov. election results were as follows. Doyle won, by a small margin. Van Hollen won, by a large margin. Kramer won, by a large margin. (We still don’t know where he is, we think he’s somewhere in Vegas.) The marriage amendment was passed, by a large margin. The death penalty failed, by a large margin. Sorry, no stock tips. (Dang!)