Saturday, October 28, 2006

Worm hole dispatch alert

As we near the worm holes’ gates' scheduled passage, (covered up by “the man” as “daylight saving time”) a dispatch from the future somehow made it through. Don’t ask me how, just enjoy the ride. The Nov. election results were as follows. Doyle won, by a small margin. Van Hollen won, by a large margin. Kramer won, by a large margin. (We still don’t know where he is, we think he’s somewhere in Vegas.) The marriage amendment was passed, by a large margin. The death penalty failed, by a large margin. Sorry, no stock tips. (Dang!)

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