Wormhole dispatch alert!

A letter on next years history, found under the Christmas tree from Father time. (“Father time” and the “new years baby” are one and the same, the old man just jumps the hole and starts anew – lucky dog) I can't credit Santa with a "Wormhole dispatch" because he uses an artificial hole generated by Rudolph's red nose.
- Schimel becomes “Waukesha’s McCann” because of a pattern of plea bargains, early releases, and non-charges.
- Waukesha’s secret water deal falls through, water rates skyrocket, state steps in.
- Sancho is exposed by boot lick blogger
- Slick Willy doesn’t get married, so all the stress and strain by the republican money machine getting him elected is considered wasted. (think about it)
- Ultra conservatives (that’s what conservative Republicans are called) try to start own party, are squashed by Republican money machine and Democrats enjoy the show.
- U.S. military personal die in North Korea, nothing substantial is done about it.