I was wondering....

I’ve happily been out of the loop for awhile, so I need a little help catching up, if you don’t mind…
-Has everyone finely gotten off of the snow plow diversion and found anything out about the Mayors water dealings with Milwaukee?
-Has Doyle, I mean Dwyer convinced Slick Willy to step aside so he can appoint a new crony?
-After the large grant given to La Casa, does Anselmo’s wife have a new car yet?
-Has the Teen Center changed their answering machines message yet?
-Have any real conservatives thrown their hat in for the school board race yet? (Every battle counts)
-Has anyone realized that I don’t have a clue yet, I mean besides Mayor Urkel?