Where's our fearless leader?

Thanks for the topic James, since my inspiration has crossed the border (no snipers yet) I've been preoccupied as of late. Let the vagrancy commence! (Sooner or later I'll figure out how to link.)
So who's going to be the candidate for a more efficient government? I realize that the county board is not in Schmuki's line of fire, but it would be funny if he got first dibs in Kramers yard. I can't help but laugh at the possibilities. I'm a naughty republican! DO OR DIE SEMPER FI Harenda!